Authors Instincts » bamboo beaded curtains http://authorsinstincts.com Listen to your inner article writer. Sun, 05 Feb 2012 11:27:37 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Broken Beaded Curtains http://authorsinstincts.com/broken-beaded-curtains/ http://authorsinstincts.com/broken-beaded-curtains/#comments Thu, 17 Dec 2009 10:56:08 +0000 Peter http://thekeywordacademy.com/coaching/articles/?p=106796 Aunt Gloria is fairly insane.  I tried to discourage her from her fantasies, but to no avail.  Get this.  She’s hung a few beaded curtains around her house.  These curtains are beautiful, painted with famous Van Goghs and such.  The other day, her cat ripped one down and nearly all the strands broke open, [...] No related posts. Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.]]> Aunt Gloria is fairly insane.  I tried to discourage her from her fantasies, but to no avail.  Get this.  She’s hung a few beaded curtains around her house.  These curtains are beautiful, painted with famous Van Goghs and such.  The other day, her cat ripped one down and nearly all the strands broke open, sending hundreds of bamboo beads rolling around the living room and down the hallway.  Aunt Gloria collected all the beads and announced that she was going to put it back together.  That is some 9,720 beads we’re talking about.  At least.  I told her that even if she calls me when she’s 94 to tell me she’s done it, I won’t believe her.  It would take decades, if even possible.  What craziness is this?

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